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Living Life.

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

galaxys4:

don’t call me daddy in bed call me mayor……..tell me how cute my town is

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thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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Fill in this blank: I’m a badass because… (x)

felicitys-smoaks:

(x)

#SASS

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

jvpxntrvppin:

麻薬たわごと

brettdmason:

freshmountains:

"i wish i had a british accent"

ah yes, the british accent

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the singular british accent

Except when you say “a” you are referring to one of a whole. If you said, “I want a dog,” you aren’t saying you want the dog

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"Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them."
Anonymous  (via minuty)

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thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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